What’s new on the learnin’ cube tonight:
The Batmobile (The CW) Special: It's an entire hour about the history of the Batmobile … oh, half hour? Then it just repeats? Brilliant, CW. Anyway, tonight’s Dark Knight-pimpin’ filler special features interviews with Christian Bale and Adam West, ---and directors Christopher Nolan, Tim Burton and … Mr. Bat Nipples, Joel Schumacher. Maybe 30 minutes was too long, after all.
Eureka (Syfy) Series Finale: It’s all over for Eureka—the series and the town! Can Sheriff Carter save Eureka (the town) from wormholes and the Department of Defense before Eureka (the show) ends? Yes, he will—any other stupid fucking questions?
Also new tonight:
The Glass House, The Bachelorette (ABC); Fear Factor (NBC); Hell’s Kitchen, MasterChef (Fox); The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Bunheads (ABC Family); Pawn Stars (History); Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels (A&E); The Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo); Cake Boss, Four Houses (TLC); Undercover Stings (Spike); Teen Wolf (MTV); Top Gear (BBC America); The Bad Girls Club: Mexico (Oxygen); The Closer, Perception (TNT); Lost Girl (Syfy)