What’s new on the radiation box tonight:
Anger Management (FX) Season Finale: Charlie Sheen closes Season 1 of the 20 or so the network has bought of his not-entirely-terrible sitcom. Expect dirty jokes and, odds are, Selma Blair in her underwear. ---
Burn Notice (USA) Summer Finale: Pana-ma! Pana-ma-ha-ha-ha! The crew takes a cue from David Lee Roth and heads south on the trail of the Brother Assassin. Expect yelling in sunglasses, explosions and, odds are, a cliffhanger.
Suits (USA) Summer Finale: It’s a Mr. Mac reality show … right? I forget.
Rock Center With Brian Williams (NBC) Mormon Alert: Word on the street has it that the handsome Mr. Williams is going to do something on the LDS Church and Mitt Romney tonight, marking that rare occasion where local affiliate KSL just might acknowledge NBC.
Also new tonight:
Wipeout (ABC); Big Brother (CBS); Saving Hope (NBC); Oh Sit, The Next (The CW); Snooki & Jwoww, Awkward (MTV); Project Runway (Lifetime); Sullivan & Son (TBS); Wilfred, Louie, Totally Biased (FX); Chlidrens Hospital, NTSF:SD:SUV (Adult Swim)