What’s new on the spooky tube this weekend:

Mockingbird Lane (NBC, tonight) Halloween Special: Read about it in True TV (Item 1). ---

Kitchen Nightmares (Fox, tonight) Season Premiere: Yes, this is the scariest thing Fox could come up with tonight … you donkeys!

Also new tonight:
Shark Tank (ABC); CSI:NY, Blue Bloods (CBS); Grimm (NBC); America’s Next Top Model, Nikita (The CW); America’s Most Wanted (Lifetime); The Ultimate Fighter (FX); Tyler Perry’s For Better or Worse (TBS); Fashion Police (E!); Haven (Syfy); Real Time With Bill Maher (HBO); Hunted (Cinemax)

Rise of the Zombies (Syfy, Saturday) Movie: Read about it in True TV (Item 2).

Supernatural (TNT, Saturday) 24-Hour Marathon: Squeeeeeeeeeee!

Also new Saturday:
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Cartoon Network); iCarly, Big Time Rush (Nickelodeon); Chef Race: UK vs. US, Funny as Hell (BBC America); Redneck Rehab, Bayou Billionaires (CMT); Parking Wars, Billy the Exterminator (A&E); Austin City Limits: The Shins, Dr. Dog (PBS)

The Venture Bros: A Very Venture Halloween (Adult Swim, Sunday) Halloween Special: Read about it in True TV (Item 3).

The Walking Dead (AMC, Sunday) After two weeks of teasing, tonight’s the night when we (and Michonne and Andrea) finally meet The Governor—and you’ll have to wait another three hours longer, as The Walking Dead will be screening later, at 10 p.m., tonight at Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 S. 200 West; 21+) because of Geek Show Movie Night. Hey, it’s still free—no bitching.

Also new Sunday:
Once Upon a Time, Revenge, 666 Park Avenue (ABC); The Amazing Race, The Good Wife, The Mentalist (CBS); Talking Dead, Comic Book Men (AMC); Cupcake Wars, Halloween Wars (Food Network); Long Island Medium, Breaking Amish (TLC); Ice Loves Coco (E!); Rehab With Dr. Drew (VH1); Boardwalk Empire, Treme (HBO); Dexter, Homeland (Showtime)