What’s new on the tele thing tonight:

Last Resort (ABC) Series Finale: The castaways finally make it back home—with a little help from the Harlem Globetrotters. No, that’s not it? Just a whole lotta yelling and gun-waving? Sorry, my way is better. ---

Project Runway (Lifetime) Season Premiere: The 11th-season surprise twist? The designer-testants will be working in teams for the whole damned competition! But these people hate working in teams—why would you do that, Heidi? Oh, yeah, drama.

Archer (FX) Archer faces off against guest voice Timothy Olyphant (FX’s Justified), and maybe … Predator. But back to Archer and Justified: Beginning next Tuesday at 8 p.m., you can see FX’s finest back-to-back at Brewvies (677 S. 200 West; 21+) for free on the big screen with a beer! Yes, dreams do come true.

Also new tonight:
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC); The Big Bang Theory, Two & a Half Men, Person of Interest, Elementary (CBS); 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, The Office, 1600 Penn, Rock Center With Brian Williams (NBC); American Idol, Glee (Fox); The Vampire Diaries, Beauty & The Beast (The CW); Suits (USA); King of the Nerds (TBS); Impact Wrestling (Spike); Buckwild (MTV); Anger Management, Legit, Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell (FX); Newsreaders (Adult Swim)