Dear GYA, I'm overwhelmed with joy to announce that Honey Boo Boo's parents, Mama June and Sugar Bear, are getting married this weekend. All I can say is, it's about time America's royal family had a proper royal wedding. In these tough times, our nation desperately needs something to celebrate. Anything happening today that'll live up to these royal standards? - Barack Obama
Barack, If there's one thing I've learned from old-timey movies it's that royal weddings boost morale. Here are a few things happening today suitable for people of high standards, like yourself:
Electronic trio Robotic Pirate Monkey will be at the Salt Haus this evening. Alpha Date and R/D are also on the bill. The show starts at 7:30. Tickets are $15 at the door.
Indie bands Maps and Atlases and Young Man will be performing at Kilby Court this evening. The show starts at 7. Tickets are $14 at the door.
For today's complete list of things to do, click here.