Dear GYA, I'm gonna America so damned hard today. Fair warning: Anyone who's within my direct circumference for the next 24 hours has a 50 percent chance of witnessing me exploding through these jean shorts and exposing a red, white & blue, painted-on, eagle Speedo. Anything to do today after I go America all over everybody? - Carl Reedword, Sandy--- 

Carl, July 4th is a pretty crazy day for guys like us. Not everyone can handle the amount of America we bring to the table. Here are some things to do once you're done honoring our country:

Chicano-rock band Los Lonely Boys will be at Deer Valley Amphitheater with Los Lobos and Alejandro Escovedo tonight at 6:30. Tickets start at $30.  

At Spring Mobile Ballpark, the Salt Lake Bees will be taking on the Tacoma Raniers tonight at 7.  If you're into it, there will be a dove release and fireworks! 

Legendary hip-hop DJ and producer DJ Drama will be at The Hotel tonight at 9. Tickets are $20.  

For today's complete list of things to do, click here.

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