Dear GYA, Am I the only one who feels an overwhelming urge to karate punch Jimmy Fallon in the nortons?  I mean, it's generally accepted that he's extremely annoying, right? Is there anything happening today better than Jimmy Fallon's highly punchable "Aww, gee whiz" mannerisms? - Kevin Margoni, Rose Park---

Kevin, What are you talking about?! I love Jimmy Fallon and his "13-year-old trapped in the bloated body of a 35-year-old" antics. Also, who says nortons? Here's what's up for today:

At the Salt Palace, the 27th Annual Great Salt Lake Chili Affair, Three Bean Circus will be going down. Tickets start at $42. Children 12 and under are free. The chili tastin' starts at 5:30 p.m. 

Jared Leto and his band of hunky bros, Thirty Seconds To Mars, will be at the Great Saltair this evening. New Politics will open things up. The show starts at 7:30. Tickets are $33.

Philly-based experimental band Man Man will be at Urban Lounge tonight. Xenia Rubinos is also on the bill. The doors open at 8. Tickets are $12.  

For today's complete list of things to do, click here.  

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