What’s new on the box(es) tonight:

Mike & Molly (CBS) Season Premiere: Since the new We Are Men was canceled after a blazing two-week run last month, good ol’ laugh-tracked sitcom Mike & Molly has been called off the bench—presumably wheezing because, you know, they’re fat (hit the “Laugh” button). ---How genuinely funny actors like Melissa McCarthy and Billy Gardell (as well as Katie Mixon, Swoosie Kurtz, Reno Wilson, et al.) can make such a genuinely unfunny series is a testament to the played-out “genius” of producer Chuck Lorre. But, hey, back another truckload of money up to his door, CBS …

Also new tonight:

How I Met Your Mother, 2 Broke Girls, Mom, Hostages (CBS)

Bones, Sleepy Hollow (Fox)

The Voice, The Blacklist (NBC)

Dancing With the Stars, Castle (ABC)

Hart of Dixie, Beauty & The Beast (The CW)

WWE Raw (USA)

Teen Mom 3 (MTV)

The Real Housewives of Miami, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Vanderpump Rules (Bravo)