Dear GYA, Good lord, there's a nationwide shortage of Butterball-brand turkeys! You had one job, Butterball -- one job. All you had to do was make sure there were enough genetically modified, steroid-pumped food-birds by November. That's it. Now, we're gonna have to stuff our faces with a bunch of locally raised, regular-assed, non-jacked-up birds.--- Anything happening today as perfect as a Butterball turkey? - Max Frosh, Park City
Max, There are plenty of options for Thanksgiving besides a Butterball turkey. Have you considered a tofurkey? Eh, never mind, you might as well just eat your hand after it's covered in gravy. Here's what's up for tonight:
At Energy Solutions Arena, the Utah Jazz will be taking on the Golden State Warriors. Tip-off is at 7. Tickets start at $10.
Experimental-ambient singer Juliana Barwick will be at Kilby Court tonight. Silver Antlers and Grizzly Prospector will open up. The show starts at 7. Tickets are $8.
Tonight is Film Buff Night at Brewvies, which means you can catch the classic comedy Hot Tub Time Machine on the big screen, for free! The show starts at 10.
For today's complete list of things to do, click here.