What’s new on the tube tonight:

I Wanna Marry “Harry” (Fox) Series Debut: In what I really want to believe was originally called Royally Screwed, 12 ‘Merican women are flown to England to court “Prince Harry,” who’s actually just a nobody ringer. It’s been over 10 years since Fox brought us reality-dating fake-outs Joe Millionaire and My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance, and there have been plenty of suckers born every minute since—a British royal is going wade through the skank factory of U.S. reality TV to find love? That’s as realistic as thinking none of you are going to watch I Wanna Marry “Harry” no matter what I say.

From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series (El Rey) Season Finale: In last week’s penultimate episode, The Series finally advanced beyond the storyline of From Dusk Till Dawn the movie—and shit got even weirder. This bodes well for Season 2 (yes, it’ll be back—like Robert Rodriguez would cancel his own show on his own network). Find El Rey, catch up on the series, enjoy some fine grindhouse entertainment from America’s Greatest Cable Net.