Dear GYA, Not gonna lie, those new pics of Kanye and Kim's wedding really do capture the joy and love of a contractually obligated union between a celebrity couple hellbent on staying famous. Oh god, I'm tearing up. Anything happening today as convincing as Kimye's wedding photos? - Margret Hooch, Murray---

Margret,  Yep, when two people come together for financial purposes, it's a beautiful thing. Here's what's up for today: 

Memphis: The Musical will be at Capitol Theatre tonight at 7:30 p.m. Tickets start at $37.  

The heavy metal mariachi band Metalachi will be at The State Room this evening. Adrian and The Sickness is also on the bill. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $15.

Experimental lo-fi band the Tune-Yards will be at Urban Lounge. Sylvan Esso is also performing. The music starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $18.  

For today's complete list of things to do, click here.  

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