Dear GYA, Over the weekend, a computer passed the Turing Test by chatting with humans and convincing 33 percent of it's users that it's a real 13 year old boy named "Eugene Goostman." In related news, I will be replaced on To Catch A Predator by a laptop. Anything happening today less bullshit than a Turing Test? - Chris Hansen---
Chris, soon we will all be replaced by computers with the personality of a 13 year old boy, there's nothing we can do about it. Here's what's happening today:
Indie/alternative band Golden Youth will be at Lo-Fi Cafe tonight. The Cardboard Kids, In Mountain In Stars and Bird In The Tress are also on the bill. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $8.
Chicago indie band Empires will be at Kilby Court. The Wild War and Summer Lasts Forever will warm things up. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $6.
For today's complete list of things to do, click here.