Dear GYA, Last week, NASA astronomer Kevin Hand said, "I think in the next 20 years we will find out we are not alone in the universe." Well, if that's true, which it's not, you can guarantee I'll debate these aliens on live television and prove once and for all, that my god is better than that asshole Lord Hammer of the Horse Nebula. Anything happening today better than bullshit aliens? -  Ken Ham, Creationist 

Ken, I think I speak for all of us, when I say I would love to see you debate an alien. Here's what's happening today: 

The Days of 47 Rodeo will be going down tonight at Energy Solutions Arena. The wranglin' starts at 7 p.m. Tickets start at $12.50. 

San Diego-based indie band The Donkeys will be on stage at The Urban Lounge. The Wild War is also on the bill. The show starts at 8 p.m. Admission is free! 

Rock duo Dub Thompson will be at Kilby Court this evening. Mooninite are also performing. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $8. 

For today's complete list of things to do, click here.