What’s new on the tube tonight:

Foo Fighters: Sonic Highways (HBO) Season Finale: Dave Grohl’s excellent musical travelogue concludes tonight in New York City. To commemorate this occasion—and the hope of a second season—I have a special big ol’ bag of dicks for the haters; drop by during business hours.

Z Nation (Syfy) Season Finale: Can’t think of anything I could possibly care about less than the end of this disappointing, cheap-o zombie series.

America’s Next Top Model (The CW) Season Finale: Oh, wait, yes I can …