What’s new on the tube tonight:

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC) Winter Premiere: I could just cut-and-paste an ABC press release and call it a blogpost like your trusted daily publication did, but instead I’ll go the even lazier route: Here’s the YouTube preview!

Billy & Billie (DirecTV Audience) Series Debut: From noted sitcom director Neil LaBute comes Billy & Billie, the story of two step-siblings (Adam Brody and Lisa Joyce) in love. And it’s still funnier than anything NBC has lined-up this spring.

Born In the Wild (Lifetime) Series Debut: Perfectly sane couples decide to have babies in the woods. And it’s still funnier than anything NBC has lined-up this spring.