What’s new on the tube tonight:
CSI: Cyber (CBS) It’s not “new”—the show has somehow made it to Week Six—but CSI: Cyber has quickly become the bane/source of high entertainment of the tech community and, well, anyone who’s ever actually used a computer. The Patricia Arquette, sorry, OSCAR WINNER Patricia Arquette, series seems designed to scare grandparents with ridiculous cases wherein babies are kidnapped and sold on the black market via nanny cams, EDM concerts triggering bombs and hacked household electronic devices that will overheat and burn you to death (all real plotlines). Still don’t believe the stoopid? Watch this menagerie of techno-babble culled from just two episodes, or tune in tonight … if you dare.