Hello to all you cake-baking, gift-wrapping, gift card-purchasing, shot-ordering, holy-hell-I'm-celebrating-something enthusiasts! By the time you read this, my birthday will have already come and gone. Which means I'm either in a state of drunkenness, about to be in a state of drunkenness, or having brunch somewhere with a bunch of hash browns to repair whatever the drunkenness did. In any case, you're reading something I probably typed up a few days in advance to prepare for the whirlwind I was about to throw myself into. Below are two weeks worth of events for you to check out in May, but first, here's a picture of something I may be drinking this weekend. Who knows!?


5/1: Craft Sabbath at The Sugar Space
5/1: Land Transformed: Stories of Reclamation at The Fallout
5/2: Board Game Night at The Watchtower
5/3: 2nd State Street Project Area Open House
5/4: May The 4th Be With You Exhibition at Urban Arts Gallery
5/5: 2016 Mountain West Arts Conference at Utah Division of Arts & Museums
5/5: 8th Annual Beat Society at Urban Lounge
5/6: Infinite Possibilities Higher Consciousness Festival at Ogden Amphitheater 
5/6: Comedy for Charity Show at Sugar Space
5/6: Rooftop Concert Series  — The Str!ke, The Aces, and Mimi Knowles at Downtown Provo
5/6: Guinness World Record Attempt - Glow Fest at  Scera Park (Orem)
5/7: Free Comic Book Day at Various Locations
5/11: 30 Women to Watch a Grand America
5/12: Sugar Slam IWPS Qualifier at Watchtower Cafe
5/13: Blackout Bloodbath at Fear Factory
5/14: Utah Dance Festival at Creative Arts Academy
5/14: Harvey Milk Celebration at 9th & 9th
5/14: Utah Geek Magazine Launch Party at Church & State
5/14: Food Truck Face Off 2016 at Liberty Park