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Nine items not available at this weekend's Craft Lake City (or will they be?):

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9. Hand-knitted bike seat cozies.
8. Artisanal beard weave.
7. Templates for formally asking your parents for money.
6. Hand-lettered break-up texts.
5. Locally harvested road kill stoles.
4. Upcycled Diva Cups.
3. Painstakingly whittled toothpicks made from the pallets behind Costco.
2. Naturally tie-dyed bralette and thong sets.
1. 3-D-printed merkins.

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