LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
For
34 years, a diligent Californian named Scott Weaver worked on creating a
scale model of San Francisco using toothpicks. Meanwhile, Eric Miklos,
of New Brunswick, Canada, was assembling a 40-foot-long chain of bottle
caps. And in 2006, a team of artists constructed a 67-foot-tall
gingerbread house, the world’s largest, inside the Mall of America in
Bloomington, Minnesota. These are not the kinds of stupendous feats I
advise you to get started on in the coming weeks, Leo. The astrological
omens suggest that you’ll attract blessings into your life if you launch
deeply meaningful masterpieces, not trivial or silly ones.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Storyteller
Clarissa Pinkola Estes loves life’s natural rhythms just as they are.
She says we can avoid a lot of suffering if we understand how those
rhythms work. “The cycles are birth, light, and energy, and then
depletion, decline, and death,” she told Radiance magazine. In other
words, everything thrives and fades, thrives and fades. After each phase
of dissipation, new vitality incubates and blooms again. According to
my analysis of the astrological omens, Virgo, you are currently going
through a period of dwindling and dismantling. The light is dimmer than
usual, and the juice is sparser. But already, in the secret depths, a
new dispensation is stirring.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Where
do you want to be at this time next year? What do you want to be doing?
I encourage you to fantasize and scheme about these questions, and be
alert for clues about possible prospects. Here’s my reasoning, Libra:
Some foreshadowings of your future life may soon float into view,
including a far-off whisper or a glimpse of the horizon that will awaken
some of your dormant yearnings. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that
these visions must be acted upon instantly. Instead, ruminate leisurely
on them, regarding them as the early hints of potential long-range
developments.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Let’s
say, hypothetically speaking, that you can’t get The Most Beautiful
Thing. It’s out of reach forever. You simply don’t have the connections
or wherewithal to bring it into your life. Could you accept that
disappointment with a full heart, and move on? Would you be able to
forgive life for not providing you with your number one heart’s desire,
and then make your way into the future with no hard feelings? If so,
Scorpio, I bet you would be well-primed to cultivate a relationship with
The Second Most Beautiful Thing.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
What
images would be most helpful for you to fill your imagination up with?
What scenes would heal and activate your subconscious mind, inspiring
you in just the right ways? I invite you to make a list of at least five
of these, and then visualize them often in the coming days. Here are a
few possibilities to get you warmed up: peach trees filled with ripe
fruit; the planet Jupiter as seen through a powerful telescope; a
magnificent suspension bridge at dawn or dusk; a large chorus animatedly
singing a song you love; the blissful face of a person you love.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Scientists
have proved beyond a doubt that heavenly bodies cannot possibly exert
forces that affect events on earth, right? Well, no, actually, according
to research reported in the Dec. 24, 2009 edition of the science
journal Nature. It turns out that the gravitational tug of the sun and
moon sends significant tremors through California’s San Andreas Fault,
and could potentially trigger full-blown earthquakes. Speaking as a
poet, not a scientist, I speculate that those two luminaries, the sun
and moon, may also generate a lurching but medicinal effect on you
sometime soon. Are you ready for a healing jolt? It will relieve the
tension that has been building up between two of your “tectonic plates.”
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
“Follow
your dreams,” read the headline on some random blog I stumbled upon,
“except for the one in which you’re giving a speech in your underwear.”
In the comments section, someone named “Mystic Fool” had posted a
dissenting view: “I would much rather have a dream of giving a speech in
my underwear than of being naked and drunk and inarticulate at a
cocktail party, trying to hide behind the furniture.” Mystic Fool’s
attitude would serve you well in the coming week, Aquarius. Expressing
yourself in a public way, even if you don’t feel fully prepared, will
actually be a pretty good course of action--especially as compared to
keeping silent and hiding.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
Some
substances that seem to be rock solid are in fact fluids that move
verrrryyy slowly. Bitumen is one example. It’s a form of petroleum also
known as pitch. In a famous experiment, an Australian researcher set up
an apparatus that allowed a blob of pitch to gradually drip into a
container below it. Since the experiment began in 1927, eight drops have
fallen. I like to think you’re engaged in a similar long-term process,
Pisces. And from what I can tell, a new drop is about to drip.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Dr. Larry Dossey thinks we shouldn’t just automatically dismiss the voices that speak to us in the privacy of our own heads. Some of them may actually have wise counsel, or at least interesting evidence about the state of our inner world. Besides, says Dossey, “it is vital for our mental health to keep the channels open, because when the voices of the gods are shut out, the devils often take up residence.” This would be good advice for you to observe in the coming days, Aries. Don’t let the nagging, blustering, or unhinged murmurs in your head drown out the still, small voice of lucid intuition. (Dossey’s book is The Extraordinary Healing Power of Ordinary Things: Fourteen Natural Steps.)
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
What are you going to do to attract or induce the phenomena I name in the list below? At least three of them could come your way in the days ahead: 1. a “limitation” that leads to more freedom; 2. an imaginative surrender that empowers you to make a seemingly impossible breakthrough; 3. a healthy shock to the system that tenderizes your emotions; 4. a tough task that clarifies and fine-tunes your ambition; 5. a seemingly lost chance that leads to a fresh promise through the vigorous intervention of your creative willpower.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Thirteen will be your lucky number for the foreseeable future. In fact, a host of things for which the average person has an irrational aversion could be helpful to you. For that matter, influences that you yourself may have considered in the past to be unsympathetic or uncongenial could very well be on your side, and may even conspire to enlighten and delight you. At least temporarily, I urge you to shed your superstitions, suspend your iffy biases, and dismiss your outworn fears.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Anne Cushman wrote a book called Enlightenment for Idiots. It wasn’t a how-to book, but rather a novel about a spiritual truth-seeker wandering through India. As far as I know, no one has written an actual instructional manual with the theme she named in her title. If anyone could do it, though, it would be you right now. Lately, you’ve been getting smarter by doing the most ordinary things. You’ve been drawing life-enhancing lessons from events that others might regard as inconsequential or unsophisticated. I suspect that this trend will continue in the coming days. Through the power of simplicity and directness, you will succeed at tasks that might have defeated you if you had allowed yourself to get lost in complicated theories and overly-thought-out approaches. Congrats!
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