Black Swan
Two ballerinas (Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis) compete for the lead in New York City Ballet’s season opener; descent into madness, artsy hallucinations and, yes, a hot lesbian scene ensue. Yay, arts! (Fox Searchlight)

Fair Game
Cindy Crawford and William Baldwin escape the evil clutches of the KGB, make with the sexy-time and … it’s not the 1995 classic? It’s Naomi Watts and Sean Penn in the true story of Valerie Plame? Fine, whatever. (Summit)

Mad Men: Season 4
Don Draper moves into a creepy apartment, hires a hooker to slap him around, drives Sterling Cooper Draper Price to new heights (and depths), steals lines, pisses on Big Tobacco and marries his secretary. Hello, 1964! (Lionsgate)

Tangled
A bandit (Zachary Levi) runs across a long-haired princess (Mandy Moore) being held prisoner in a tower, then the pair go on a magical adventure and sing big production numbers with cute animals. Awww … (Disney)

Zombie Women of Satan
A troupe of nightclub performers (including Pervo the Clown—really) run across a farm where a cult has been kidnapping and torturing women, and now the women have all become zombies. Satan is only implied. (Screen Media)

More New DVD Releases (March 29)
All Good Things, Beneath the Dark, Cool It, Dead Awake, Fatal Secrets, In Plain Sight: Season 3, One Week, Prowl, The Resident, Scar, Teenage Paparazzo, Treme: Season 1