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Blow'd Up for America

Eight worst-selling illegal fireworks for this Fourth of July weekend.

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SUSAN KRUITHOF
  • Susan Kruithof

8. “The Genitorturer”

7. “Glenn Beck’s Overton Widowmaker%uFFFD”

6. “Roman-Catholic Candles”

5. “Adam Lambert’s Fab of July Anal Sparklers”

4. “StumpMaster 5000”

3. “Baby’s First M-80”

2. “Mr. Tabby’s Cat-tastrophe”

1. “Magik Snake” app for iPhone and Android

Bill Frost: