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8 final news-media tweets

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Eight final news-media tweets before The End of the World this Friday:

8. “Have pictures of the fiery #Apocalypse engulfing your family? Tag us on Instagram!”

7. “Gov. Gary Herbert: ‘I thought The Mayan was closed. What’s the big deal?’”

6. “How The End of the World will affect your holiday commute. #Weather #StraightToHell”

5. “Talking to your kids about You-Know-What: Negative words to avoid. #Damnation #FleshInFlames”

4. “Coming up: Feeling bloated and roasted? We’ve got post-apocalypse diet tips! #FatBurn”

3. “Sen. Orrin Hatch: ‘I’ve already survived two of these; I’m confident moving forward.”

2. “This publication apologizes for all of the years we’ve subjected you to The Ocho. #Sorry”

1. “#FF: [ …]”

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

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