Eight final news-media tweets before The End of the World this Friday:
8. “Have pictures of the fiery #Apocalypse engulfing your family? Tag us on Instagram!”
7. “Gov. Gary Herbert: ‘I thought The Mayan was closed. What’s the big deal?’”
6. “How The End of the World will affect your holiday commute. #Weather #StraightToHell”
5. “Talking to your kids about You-Know-What: Negative words to avoid. #Damnation #FleshInFlames”
4. “Coming up: Feeling bloated and roasted? We’ve got post-apocalypse diet tips! #FatBurn”
3. “Sen. Orrin Hatch: ‘I’ve already survived two of these; I’m confident moving forward.”
2. “This publication apologizes for all of the years we’ve subjected you to The Ocho. #Sorry”
1. “#FF: [ …]”
