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Butt Nothing!

Nine things that would make a terrible butt plug:

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1. A continental breakfast
2. Chacos from the D.I.
3. Your parents' expectations
4. Grandma's D.N.R. bracelet
5. Hellboy's right hand of doom
6. Upcycled rebar
7. Proust's In Search of Lost Time
8. Trump's inflated sense of self-importance
9. The DABC's moral superiority complex