Care Bears: Telltale Tummies
Grumpy and Grizzle investigate a string of gruesome murders wherein a serial killer who’s terrorizing Rainshine Meadows cuts into victims’ stomachs and extracts sunshine, rainbows and vital organs. Based on a true cartoon. (Lionsgate.com)

The Cleaner: Season 1
The only anti-drug series on cable: A recovering addict (Benjamin Bratt) helps others get clean through extreme measures, tough love and menacing facial hair. At least it keeps Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica) employed. (Paramount.com)

Iron Maiden: Flight 666
British metal vets Iron Maiden play 23 concerts on five continents in 45 days, flying in a custom Boeing 757 piloted by singer Bruce Dickinson—all of which sounds suspiciously like a lost episode of Metalocalypse. (IronMaiden.com)

Strike
Two slacker buds and their slutty girlfriend (slutty Tara Reid) don bad wigs and costumes and take the professional bowling world by storm. Not to be confused with the identical-sounding 1996 bowling comedy Kingpin, not at all. (AnchorBayEntertainment.com)

Z Rock: Season 1
Brooklyn rockers ZO2 (played by Brooklyn rockers ZO2) chase stardom while paying the bills as a kids’ band by day; hilarity, guest stars (including Dave Navarro, Sebastian Bach and Dave Attell) and much groupie nudity ensue. (AnchorBayEntertainment.com)