Would it be impolite to suggest, “Friends don’t let Utah legislators legislate drunk?” Mercy, sort of explains the abject lunacy of Utah Code.
I’ve got to renew my license this year.
Crap, I’ll never get through that without a fight. I’ll end up in the slammer for punching some bureaucratic bozo, and my Mary will be pissed as hell.
I won’t even attempt the torture of airline travel. That’d end up with my getting shot.
Remember when the Soviets were the bad guys?