8. "Irregular" dildo overstock from the relocated Blue Boutique.
7. A few thousand untouched copies of In Utah This Week.
6. The pile of bricks that used to be downtown's Odd Fellows Hall (pending).
5. Evolution theory and sex-ed textbooks from local schools.
4. City Weekly editor applications.
3. Paul Harvey.
2. A dozen mysterious, glowing barrels from EnergySolutions.
1. Developer Craig Mecham's genius business plan.