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Free Will Astrology | Jan. 10-16



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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
In 15 million years, Los Angeles will be a suburb of San Francisco. It will take that long for the constant slipping of the San Andreas Fault to push the southern city 400 miles north. That will be lucky for the people alive then, since they won’t have to travel far to enjoy the distinctive pleasures of two of the West Coast’s finest cultural centers. In your case, Libra, you don’t have to wait so long. I predict that two of your personal centers of gravity will combine by the end of 2008. Your divided sense of home will disappear, allowing you to feel more united than you’ve been in years.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Why does human anatomy include the organ known as the appendix? For centuries, doctors have been unable to determine its purpose. Most have decided it’s unnecessary, a vestigial structure left over from an earlier stage of evolution. But recent research suggests the conventional wisdom has to be revised. In fact, the appendix seems to protect and regenerate the good bacteria that live in the intestines. I predict that you’re on the verge of a metaphorically comparable discovery, Scorpio. Something you have always considered to be useless or irrelevant will reveal its value.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Astronomers say that the Sagittarius Galaxy is being devoured by our own galaxy. It’s getting stretched, rearranged, and assimilated by our massive gravity. I’d like to offer up this scenario as a metaphor for you to put into play in the coming week, Sagittarius. Imagine all the fun and interesting ways that you yourself could be “eaten.” Maybe you could get absorbed into an exciting social scene, or be integrated into an institution you love, or become part of a movement you’ve admired from afar. And maybe you could simply do what’s necessary to get yourself kissed, licked, and sucked all over.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
The Wind Horse is a mythical creature in Tibetan Buddhist tradition. Symbolizing vigorous life force, it embodies the quick, cleansing power of the wind and the primal vitality of the horse. In accordance with your astrological omens, Capricorn, I nominate this archetype to be your ruling metaphor in the coming weeks. Visualize yourself being accompanied by a Wind Horse everywhere you go. See yourself riding it, feeding it, playing with it. Call on its inspiring presence as you align yourself with the natural beneficence of the universe. Ask it to help you sweep obstacles out of the way as you attract a flow of opportunities to open your mind and heart.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
This will be an excellent week for you to buy $50 worth of silence. And to hang around people who won’t try to coax you or manipulate you into doing anything. And to wander out into a barren wilderness—the Mars-like landscape of the crater near the summit of Maui’s Mt. Haleakala would be ideal—and howl wordless, senseless, empty-headed melodies to a god who may or may not exist. Do you catch my drift, Aquarius? You are likely to attract cosmic luck and generate useful serendipity if you can achieve a state that combines Zen Buddhism’s “beginner’s mind” with the attitude Henry Miller enjoyed when he said, “I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.”

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
“The stars would love to influence your future,” reported a horoscope for Pisces in The Onion newspaper, “but they are powerless against your well-established patterns of behavior.” While this might sometimes be an accurate statement, it’s not true now. The next three weeks will be a very favorable time for you to escape well-established patterns of behavior, especially the ones that are no damn good for you. Here’s a bonus perk: You will also have marked success if you not only rebel against your habits but also against the stars’ influence. The upshot of all this good news is that you’ll be in prime time to unleash your freest free will.

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