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Fry the World

Eight new names for 'fake' global warming—even though summer 2017 temperatures are projected to be even hotter than last year—because science is a liberal conspiracy.


8. “Climate Ch-Ch-Change” (Dedicated to David Bowie)
7. “The Waterworld Inititive”
6. “Bikini Car Wash Wingding”
5. “Extinction Flambé”
4. “F.A.T.A.L. (Fuck All Tangible Axioms—Lol)”
3. “Hellscape Deluxe”
2. “FrankenWeather” (Dedicated to Brett Benson)
1. “Extra Crispy”