Eight slogans for the Draft Romney 2016 presidential campaign movement:

8. “Tanned, Rested and Still Mostly Rich”

7. “Your Only Choice Besides a Reanimated Reagan (Which We’re Still Working On)”

6. “Turn That Buyer’s Remorse Into Voter’s Indifference!”

5. “The Right-ish Man at the Right Time”

4. “President Hillary … Is That Motivation Enough?”

3. “Until the Rapture, There’s Romney”

2. “Better a Mormon Than a Socialist, Muslim, Kenyan Dictator … Right?”

1. “Romney 2016: We’ll Sort It Out Later”