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Eight ways Gordon Hayward leaving the Utah Jazz will affect your life.


8. Gordon Hayward leaving the Utah Jazz will have no effect on your life.
7. The millionaire making more millions across the country will have no bearing on your existence.
6. Maybe you’ll ponder how stupid and ineffectual the #Stayward hashtag was.
5. ... and come to the realization that it should have been #GordoNoGo.
4. The sportsball man sportsing in another town won’t impact you in the least.
3. The Jazz will still never win a championship because the NBA is a rigged, fraudulent system.
2. I mean, keep on believin’!
1. Like you’re even going to notice that there’s one less white guy in Utah.


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