Eight better choices to replace Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr. than Lt. Gov. Gary Herbert:
8. Former Gov. Olene Walker: “Tanned, rested and almost ready.”
7. Caller No. 5 when you hear the new Dave Matthews track.
6. A duplicate model of PeterCorroonBot 3000.
5. Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko: “He could probably finish a term.”
4. Whoever can beat Huntsman in a synthesizer battle down at the crossroads.
3. Deedee Corradini. City Weekly could really use it.
2. The holder of the golden ticket found in a Taco Time burrito.
1. Any white male Mormon Republican will do.