Handicapitalist: "Handicapitalist is a band that resides and performs in Salt Lake City. Every member of the band, Handicapitalist, lives in Salt Lake City. The band, Handicapitalist, was born 2011 years after Jesus was born in Salt Lake City. There is a man who has a guitar that he plays to music along with the other members of the band, as well. There is a woman who uses lathed sticks to beat upon drums, there is also a bearded man who has a longer heavier guitar, and a boy who shouts obscenities."
