Eight better names for the North American extreme-weather Polar Vortex:
8. Polar Vortex: A Syfy Original Movie Starring Dean Cain and Hilary Duff
7. The Complete Icehole
6. Steez Freeze 2014
5. Obligatory Global Warming Joke Here
4. Psycho Chiller, Qu’est-ce Que C’est
3. The Day After the Day Before Tomorrow
2. Shut Up—This Is a Totally Different List Than That Weatherman Ocho Four Weeks Ago
1. Frosty Wonderland (amusement park Kickstarter pending)
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