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Karl Malone's First Tweet

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What should Karl Malone’s first tweet be if he ever joins Twitter?

Nick Morgan: Karl Malone gotta tweet what Karl Malone gotta tweet.

Scott Renshaw: Not sure, but he will likely be prolific in the winter, then suddenly be unable to complete anything in June.

Bryan Mannos: His Hardee’s commercials were living poetry: “Act like ya know...”

Paula Saltas: “This be Karl Malone saying Karl Malone is now on Twitter. As soon as Karl Malone figures out what Twitter is, Karl Malone will hit y’all back. Signed, Karl Malone.”

Dan Nailen: How does Karl Malone turn this on? Karl Malone can’t hear any tweeting.

Rachel Piper: Karl Malone won’t get a Twitter account until Jerry Sloan does. He’ll then offer defense—wanted or unwanted—against any Twitter spammers and Jazz fair-weather fans who try to take on @JerrySloan.

Cody Winget: @dennisrodman Karl Malone send you a diamond cutter
@RealDDP style if Charles Barkley
getta twitter Karl Malone gonna send him one too #wrestlingisreal

Kathy Mueller: Not sure what it will say—honestly, who really cares? However, don’t forget to read the underlying whiny bitch into whatever it is.

Derek Carlisle: Sorry @johnstockton21, saw your post on #RealFriendsDont. I’m worse than a liar.