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Eight more genes not found in human DNA besides the "gay gene," according to LDS General Authority Bruce C. Hafen.

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Eight more genes not found in human DNA besides the "gay gene," according to LDS General Authority Bruce C. Hafen:

8. The gene to sit through an entire episode of Project Runway.

7. The gene that tells the brain when to use the minivan´s turn signal.

6. The gene to properly coordinate a mesh T-shirt with ass-less leather chaps.

5. The gene to bypass a reasonably priced buffet.

4. The gene to differentiate a Lady Gaga song from the sounds of a violently strangled ferret.

3. The gene to resist the hilarious comedy stylings of Brian Regan.

2. The gene to recognize fudge-packing as anything other than a wholesome Family Home Evening activity.

1. The gene that makes a lawyer fluent in science and biology.

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