Eight least-RSVP’d-to New Year’s Eve 2013 parties:
8. MADD Potluck & Pop-Up DUI Checkpoint
7. Ringin’ in ’13 With Knight Moves, the World’s Most Affordable Bob Seger Tribute Band
6. ABC 4’s “Haven’t We Fired You Yet?” Holiday Staff-Reduction Party
5. Krazy 4 Kat: The 24-Hour Katherine Heigl Film Festival
4. Planet Fitness’ Lift N’ Loiter Sweatpants Bash
3. Frosty’s Listening Party for the New Kiss Album—You Guys, It’s Really Good!
2. Occupy Gateway
1. New Year’s Shootin’ Eve With Ted Nugent & Wayne LaPierre
