- Mason Rodrickc
9. "I Saw Mommy Serving Santa Claus Divorce Papers"
8. "Have Yourself a Nondenominationally Happy Season"
7. "Little Auto-Tune Boy"
6. "We Three Trap Queens"
5. "All I Want for Christmas Is Full Custody"
4. "Angels We Have Heard Are High"
3. "Twerkin' Around the Christmas Tree"
2. "Hotline Blingle Bells"
1. "Frosty the Naturalized Citizen"
