8. The Tea Party Express tours the state, hoping to sway Utahns to a more conservative way of thinking.
7. Ricky Martin comes out of the closet. Ricky! Martin!
6. The Wasatch Front is gripped by wave of BB-gun terrorism.
5. Sarah Palin is still being taken seriously by politicians and voters.
4. Sarah Palin is still being taken seriously by anyone.
3. Local meteorologists predict snow on April 1, the 13th day of spring.
2. The Utah Jazz win a slot in the NBA playoffs. Utah! Jazz!
1. City Weekly fails to take comic advantage of April 1 publication date. Totally fails ...