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Eight campaign slogans for Sen. Orrin Hatch’s run for an eighth term


8. “Are You Better Off Now Than You Were 40 Years Ago?”
7. “To Regularity and Beyond!”
6. “83 Is the New 75.”
5. “As Conservative as You Want Him to Be.”
4. “You Can’t Spell Geezer Without (R).”
3. “The Ferret-Lipped Pinhead You Know.”
2. “What Has Thinking Ever Solved, Utah?”
1. “He’ll Die Working for You. Literally.”


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