7. “To Regularity and Beyond!”
6. “83 Is the New 75.”
5. “As Conservative as You Want Him to Be.”
4. “You Can’t Spell Geezer Without (R).”
3. “The Ferret-Lipped Pinhead You Know.”
2. “What Has Thinking Ever Solved, Utah?”
1. “He’ll Die Working for You. Literally.”
