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Panamo' Problems

Nine people who wish their names were in the Panama Papers:

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9. Kanye (per Kim's request)
8. Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean residuals are not what they used to be)
7. Maria Sharapova (drugs are pricey when you have no sponsors)
6. Chuck Norris (Jackie Chan can't have all the glory)
5. Martin Shkreli (Wu-Tang investment turned up more risk than reward)
4. Jay-Z (per Bey's request)
3. Blockbuster Video founder David Cook
2. Vladimir Putin (again)
1. Gawker's Nick Denton