9. Dread Head Red (hippie Republicans)
8. Dishwater Democrat (All the power suits on your Twitter feed)
7. Blüber (Those still waiting for their drivers)
6. Jaundice Is the New Black (Lifers).
5. It's Just Red (Starbucks baristas)
4. Unappetizing Umber (Anyone maintaining a New Year's diet)
3. Umbro Ombré (For the bro trapped in the '90s)
2. Salvia Silver (Holy crap! Did you see that?)
1. GQ Blue (Nah. Expensive beyond description)
