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Politican't wait!

Nine ways to keep yourself busy until the next presidential debate.

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9. Cover your mirrors for seven days in mourning for the Downton Abbey finale.
8. Observe Hulk Hogan as he attempts to leg-drop Gawker in court.
7. Tend to your bed sores after binge-watching Season 4 of House of Cards.
6. Re-create Kim K's Twitter selfies and show no one.
5. Try out the new makeup trend of Trumping and show everyone.
4. Change all of your screen savers to pictures of Justin Trudeau holding baby pandas.
3. Get your reading glasses ready for the new season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
2. Finally make that vision board about making vision boards.
1. Watch The Apprentice reruns and remember a simpler time.