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8 headlines in advance of Tuesday's election



Eight headlines already written in advance of Tuesday’s presidential election outcome:

8. “Obama Wins 2nd Term Despite Prayer, Fasting, Prophecy” (KSL)

7. “Romney Wins; Antichrist Vanquished” (Deseret News)

6. “Fatal Coastal Levels of Smugness Reported in Wake of Obama Re-Election (Huffington Post)

5. “President Romney: Now Let’s Learn to Live With That” (Fox News)

4. “Four More Years for Barack; Maybe 4 More Months for This Network” (MSNBC)

3. “‘Mittens’ No Longer Tops Tabby Names” (Cat Fancy)

2.Trib Endorsement Secures Obama Victory” (The Salt Lake Tribune)

1.Salt Lake City Weekly Announces 4 More Years of Vaguely Similar ‘Deep End’ Columns About ‘Mit(t)’ ” (Liberal Media Journal)

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