Eight slogans being floated for Rocky Anderson’s 2012 presidential bid with his new-formed Justice Party:
8. “Free Bar Tabs for Everybody!”
7. “Not Affiliated With the Justice League of America or the Tween Girls’ Clothing Line”
6. “Remember When Bush Was Thrown Out of Office? That Was All Me”
5. “A Pedestrian, Flavorless Smooth Jazz Festival in Every City”
4. “More Liberal Than Obama, More Handsome Than Romney, More Discreet Than Cain”
3. “America Needs Rocky Anderson Even More Than Rocky Anderson Needs Rocky Anderson”
2. “The Justice Party: Now on Kickstarter”
1. “Me, Me, Me, Me, Me!”
