Eight proposed slogans for Salt Lake City’s 2026 Winter Olympics bid:
8. “Salt Lake City 2026: We Almost Have the Booze Thing Worked Out”
7. “Gov. Gary Herbert is Going to Hold His Breath Until You Say Yes”
6. “Ain’t No Party Like a Utah Party, Because a Utah Party Legally Ends at 1 a.m.”
5. “Because Denver is for Stoners”
4. “Because Reno is, Yuck, Reno”
3. “Light the Fire Within … But Not Outside, Due to Drought Conditions”
2. “Did You Hear We Have a Trader Joe’s Now?”
1. “Now With 80 Percent More Bribery Funds”
