Eight complaints about the new Star Trek movie overheard outside of the local megaplex:
8. "Why didn´t anybody baptize planet Vulcan for the dead?"
7. "Not one musical number at Starfleet Academy. Not! One!"
6. "Why do the Romulans look like a gang from Rose Park?"
5. "I hope we´re not still listening to the Beastie Boys in the 23rd century."
4. "Why couldn´t Kirk just go out with a nice white girl?"
3. "I can´t give you an opinion until Sean Hannity tells me what to think, sorry."
2. "So when do they rebuild the Death Star? In the next movie?"
1. "Spock and Satan: Both have pointy ears and ´science.´ Think of the children!"