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Store Wars

Nine products that prove Star Wars has sent Disney's marketing department off the deep end:



9. Red Han Solo cups

8. Queen Imodium-adala

7. Obi-Wan Perogies

6. Hidden Valley Alderaanch

5. Skoal's Chewbacco

4. 5-Hour Energy Shot First

3. Sarlaac Pitted Cherries

2. Schlitz Darth Malt Liquor

1. C-3POlive oil