9. Red Han Solo cups
8. Queen Imodium-adala
7. Obi-Wan Perogies
6. Hidden Valley Alderaanch
5. Skoal's Chewbacco
4. 5-Hour Energy Shot First
3. Sarlaac Pitted Cherries
2. Schlitz Darth Malt Liquor
1. C-3POlive oil
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