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Swift Action

8 answers given by City Weekly readers when asked "Who is Taylor Swift?"



8. "Whoever he is, my damned kids won't shut up about him."

7. "Did she play the Zephyr back in the day? So when's the Zephyr re-opening?"

6. "She was in the great Swift vs. Minaj War. I remember it like it was yesterday."

5. "If she's not on cassette, I haven't heard her."

4. "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I won tickets! What? No? Aww ... "

3. "She's a pop sellout—I only listen to real country music, like Florida Georgia Line."

2. "Do they do suit alterations? I have a parole hearing coming up."

1. "Nice try—you're not going to trick me into liking anything popular. Or awesome. Or that I'll be third-row center at on Friday."