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The Beer Issue

Beer as Art



Page 4 of 11

Almost Ales

Our continuing exhibition of #FakeBeers.
By Amanda Rock
Art by Derek Carlisle


If drinking beer is your coping mechanism for the sad state of current events, we have the fake brews you need ...

Equal Pay IPA
Until women get paid the same as men, we're only paying 79 cents for every dollar this beer costs.

Inland Port Porter
This beer either provides thousands of jobs, elevating Utah from "Crossroads of the West" to the "Crossroads of the World," or it'll contribute to climate change and make our air quality even worse. Depends on who you ask, and who's profiting. Drink up?

Orange Man Bitter
This beer is free until he is either impeached or replaced. Cheers!

Why Is the Air Brown? Ale
Salt Lake County earned an "F" on the American Lung Association's "State of the Air" report this year. The inversion is so bad you can't see 10 feet in front of your face, or breathe on some winter days. Why not have a beer?

No Drivin' Hefferveisen
Statistically, Utah is one of the least dangerous states for DUI fatalities, but that didn't stop our Legislature and governor from lowering the blood alcohol content to .05 from .08%. Although they've likely never touched a beer, they sure like to stay involved with those of us who enjoy an occasional adult beverage. Thanks for looking out for us guys—this one's for you!

No Abortion For Amber Ale
Every time a man tries to take away a woman's constitutional right to reproductive autonomy, take a drink!

Thirsty for change? Craving something different? This refreshing young beer is for everyone who's sick of the status quo.

Open Border Porter
Let's open the borders if they promise to bring beer. Problem solved!


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