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- Derek Carlisle
The Strain Game
Our readers dub some potential homegrown nugs.
February 2018 was a simpler time (not really), but smack in the middle of the 63rd state Legislature and with ever-increasing buzz (bud?) that this was medical cannabis’ year, we asked our readers to come up with names for Utah-centric marijuana strains. Your answers had us all in stitches (which we promptly treated with some high-octane opioids). Here are some of our faves:
Cindy McBride Gibbs
Funeral POTatoes *cue drums*
Great Salt Bake.
Ronette Nelson Knight
Latter-day Strains (but that’s more of a brand name it would have to have sub strains to make any sense).
Diet Coke Smoke.
The other green casserole with crunchy stuff.
Seagull Diesel, Provo Gold, Kolob Kush.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake Hash.
Prophet’s Private Stash, Temple Hemple, Holy Toke. High-n-Zion.
Bee-high State, Porter Smokewell, Modab.
Joseph Spliff, Temple Recommend, Bonneville Blunt.
Zion Curtain 3.2.
Capitol Reefer, Foot Lucid, Latter-day Dank, Jon Bluntsman Jr., Greatest Grow on Earth, Multi-level Marijuana, Doobie a Favor and Use Your Turn Signal.
As long as it’s legal, who cares?